A burglar crept into a dark house and as he crossed the room he heard a voice say, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!" He froze in his tracks and waited. He started walking again, and again the voice came "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU".
Finally the burglar's eyes adjusted to the dark and with great relief he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner. "What's your name," he asked the parrot.
"Bonzo" said the parrot. "Who gave you that stupid name" sneered the burglar.
"The same guy who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
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