I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice - you want mercy!
How Do Guys In Jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?
With their cell phones!
Silly Collection 10What do you call an American drawing?Yankee doodle!I was once in a play called “Breakfast
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
Silly Collection 11Who is in cowboy films and always broke?Skint Eastwood!Who is the biggest gangster in the
The Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Silly Collection 12What stories do the ship captain’s children like to hear?Ferry tales!Why did Robin Hood on
Football Try-Outs
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?
A: Because he threw like a ghoul!