Knock Knock Jokes
- Theodore
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
- Moo
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!
- Vitamin
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Vitamin.
Vitamin who?
Vitamin for a party!
- Jimmy
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some food, I'm STARVING!
- Dishes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!
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