Knock Knock Jokes
- Police
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!
- George Washington
Knock, knock!Who's there?George Washington!George Washington who?
- Ali
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Ali.
Ali who?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell!
- Water
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Water
Water who?
What are you doing?!!
- Boo
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it!
- Madarn
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Madarn.
Madarn who?
Madarn foot is caught in the door!
- Justin
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I?d say hello!
- Moo
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!
- Who
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
- Tank
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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