Lawyer Jokes
- Lawyers
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."
- On Death Bed
An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his l
- Mythological Creatures
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simu
- Town's Successful Lawyer
The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
- Signing The Death Certificate
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed the
- Politicians In An Accident
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the
- Impressive!
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the fi
- Take His Place
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost
- The Barbershop
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, sayin
- A Donation
At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole to
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