- At Least He Was Honest
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon
- A Lawyer's Worst Fear
A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.
- I Love My Bmw
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on
- You Can't Take It With You
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You c
- Just Like The Bible!
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?"
- Lawyers Could Better Society After All
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of r
- Payment Schedule
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
- Brain Shop
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of profe
- The Oldest Man In Heaven
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line t
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