Lawyer Jokes
- The Depressed Lawyer
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day of trying to get a stay of execution for a client, J
- Is Mr. Smith There
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly
- Translation Troubles
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally,
- Question And Answer Jokes 9
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!<
- You Won’T Go To Jail
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t
- Consultation Fees
A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes
- That’S A Real Bargain
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice o
- Excess Billing Hours
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in
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