Lawyer Jokes
- Ounces Of Brain For Sale
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality o
- What Type Of Tracks?
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawy
- Solving A Dispute
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A
- Lawyers Take Everything
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the
- Lawyers Give Irrelevant Information
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry.
- The Devil’S Offer
The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, ” the devil s
- The Bronze Statues
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects o
- What And Who Am I?
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at
- There Are No Honest Lawyers
A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter as
- Here’S Your Fee Schedule
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,” the lawyer says looking throug
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