Lawyer Jokes

  • Unreasonable Bill
    A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • Replacing Lab Rats With Lawyers
    The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers inste
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • You’Ve Changed My Mind
    Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?”Client: “Aft
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • Some Last Minute Requests
    A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • Get Money To Heaven
    A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You c
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • Brain Transplant
    “How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • Want To Go Into Space?
    NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • Lawyer’S Personal Injury
    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man ly
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • A Love For Material Goods
    A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focus
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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  • I Just Managed To Settle An Account!
    A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.“Dad, listen,”
    In Lawyer Jokes | 17 Oct, 08
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