Lawyer Jokes
- An Honest Lawyer
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pret
- Did You Make A Donation?
At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the w
- Free Haircuts
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused
- Can I Take His Place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of
- Lawyers On A Flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take t
- Are You Talking To Me?
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,”
- How’S Business?
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.“How?s business?” asked the first.“Rotten,” r
- What Is His Occupation?
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she sai
- What Is The Oldest Profession?
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three
- Trying To Be Impressive
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw
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