- What Is Three Times Three?
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times thr
- Three Old Guy
Three old guys are sitting around complaining. The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this
- Perks of being Over 40
Perks of being over 40...
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
- Perfect Eye Sight
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
- Nursing Home
A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main ais
- Lost In The Park
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
- Heart Murmur
A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the
- Get a Hot Mama
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
- Free at Last
An elderly man and his wife decided to separate. Before being
An old man was laying on his death bed.
He had only hours to live when he suddenly
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