Life Jokes
- How to Spell Mississippi
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
- In Mental Institution
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients p
- Driving Habits
Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway with either indicator flashing, but going nowhere.
- Doctor And Mental Patient
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watc
- Midget With An Itchy Problem
A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fucking
- Bad Habbit
A lady walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,
- Habit Of Staying Up
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
- At The Front Door
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.
- Under The Bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it
- Blonde And A Lawyer
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.
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