- Begum wife
Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman, Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?
- Institution For The Blind
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
- Triumph Of Imagination
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Life Sentence
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!)
- 3-Ring Circus
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
- Work Permit
Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
- Marriage Institution
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
- Marriage Is Like A Violin
Why is marriage is like a violin?
After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Successful Man
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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