- Ideal Marriage
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Wives And Lovers
To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
- Ups And Downs
Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
- Prove It
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
- Happy Mariage
To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!
- To The Newly Weds
To the Newly Weds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.
- Yes Dear
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get th
- Excellent Eyesight
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic
- You’re not going to make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to m
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