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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
- Who Does What?
A man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning.
- Wife's Payday
- Dentist Appointment
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollar
- Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:
- All About The Money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
- 30 Years Ago
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her cl
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