Marriage Jokes
- May I Borrow Your Dog For A Few Days?
It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestur
- Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they dec
- Dangerous And Sometimes Fatal Traditions
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost co
- I Have “Great” News For You
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, w
- Why Can’T You Be Like That?
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Ev
- Problems From The Start
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it an
- Someone Really Stinks
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub s
- The Guide To Wife Translations
The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means:
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