Medical Jokes
- Something to stir me up
Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put somet
- Physical Problems
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom Sa
- Operation
When his auto mechanic came in for an operation, Dr. Grimley couldn't help but take the opportunity to turn the tab
- Does That Hurt?
An EMS responder had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuri
- Expensive Operation
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if
- Brendan Behan in a diabetic coma
This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one night collapsed in a diabetic coma in a Dublin
- Military medical clinic
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood
- Four Letter Surgery
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
- Bunion Removal
I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed.
- Hospital Forms
In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others were being interviewed and st
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