A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look,"
she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.
"Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
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