Munna Bhai Jokes
- Chekup
Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
- Namoonia Ka Ilaaj
Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka
- Darad Kahan Hai
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
- Papad Aur Jhapad
CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nehin.
- Tamil Sikhna Padega
MAMU: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
- Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam
Munna Bhai : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?
- Battery Is Ok
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
- Akal Badi Ki Bhais
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
- Munna Bhai Monthly Paas
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs.
- Mamu Ki Qualification
MUNNA BHAI :Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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