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New Years Resolutions For The Internet Junkie
New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
In New Year Jokes | 10 Dec, 08
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New Years Resolution From Computer Users
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
In New Year Jokes | 02 Aug, 08
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New Years Resolutions
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think.
In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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Years of Resolutions...
I have worked tirelessly in setting New Year's Resolutions every January 1st.
In New Year Jokes | 20 Jan, 08
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2008
* And the empire of the Great Nerd of the West shall crumble, when the thinking machines are destroyed by two mille
In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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Millennium Wishes
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your tri
In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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The Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets
12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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The Top 13 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
13. Robert Downey, Jr.: I promise to stay clean and sob- Ahhhh! Spiders! Get them off!!
In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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Resolutions You Can Actually Keep...
10. Read less.9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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