New Year Jokes

• New Years Resolutions For The Internet Junkie
  New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
  In New Year Jokes | 10 Dec, 08
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• New Years Resolution From Computer Users
  I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
  In New Year Jokes | 02 Aug, 08
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• New Years Resolutions
  1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think.
  In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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• Years of Resolutions...
  I have worked tirelessly in setting New Year's Resolutions every January 1st.
  In New Year Jokes | 20 Jan, 08
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• New Year Resolutions for Pets
  15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
  In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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• NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2008
  * And the empire of the Great Nerd of the West shall crumble, when the thinking machines are destroyed by two mille
  In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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• Millennium Wishes
  May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your tri
  In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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• The Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets
  12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
  In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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• The Top 13 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
  13. Robert Downey, Jr.: I promise to stay clean and sob- Ahhhh! Spiders! Get them off!!
  In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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• Resolutions You Can Actually Keep...
  10. Read less.9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
  In New Year Jokes | 19 Mar, 09
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