New Year Jokes
- New Years Resolutions
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think.
- Bumper Stickers To Start The New Year:
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
- Jesus And Saint Peter Are Golfing
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It
- New Year Resolutions for Pets
15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
- Wedding And Kids
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come
- Millennium Wishes
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your tri
- A Depressed Man
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-
- New Year's Dinner
As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the footb
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