New Year Jokes
- Millennium Wishes
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your tri
- Jesus And Saint Peter Are Golfing
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It
- A Young Man At A New Year’S Party
A young man at a New Year’s party turns to hisfriend and asks for a cigarette.
- Quit smoking
A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking"
- Wedding And Kids
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come
- NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2008
* And the empire of the Great Nerd of the West shall crumble, when the thinking machines are destroyed by two mille
- New Years Resolutions
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think.
- Bumper Stickers To Start The New Year:
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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