Old Age Jokes
- Bored
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress.
- Secret to Long Life
An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of
- Jake and Saul
Jake and Saul are 2 old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each othe
- Just an Old Man?
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed u
- Growing Old
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the
- Two elderly ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the market after not seeing each other for some time. One asked how the other's husband
- Amazing Claude the Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from mile
- Retireing boss
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for
- Memo
Memo - Subject: Retire Aged Personnel Early
- Retired husband
1. A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
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