Old Age Jokes
- Wedding gifts
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.
- Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey "boxers" or "briefs".
- Grandmother’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all arou
- How soon you have to know
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
- I'd love to be ten again.
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
- Praying for the gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
- Ten dollar ride
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.
- Perfumes
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets in
- Oldies
Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.
- For seniors only
For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles.
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