Old Age Jokes
- Kidneys and Livers
Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor.
- Info from the Doctor
A little old woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello.
- Kiss per Yard
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dres
- Now where'd that ball go?
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
- 50th Anniversary
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everyth
- But Officer
One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car
- Round white balls
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece
- Thanks for Flying
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
- Praise the Lord!
There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist.
- When I Was Your Age
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
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