One Line Jokes

  • Institution For The Blind
    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Triumph Of Imagination
    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Life Sentence
    Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!)
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • 3-Ring Circus
    Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Work Permit
    Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Marriage Institution
    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Incomplete
    A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Anonymous
    Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Wives And Lovers
    To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Ups And Downs
    Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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