One Line Jokes

• Institution For The Blind
  Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Triumph Of Imagination
  Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Life Sentence
  Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!)
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• 3-Ring Circus
  Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Work Permit
  Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Marriage Institution
  Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Incomplete
  A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Anonymous
  Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Wives And Lovers
  To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Ups And Downs
  Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
  In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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