One Line Jokes

  • Food One-Liner
    A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
    In One Line Jokes | 16 Dec, 08
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  • Snow Job
    Something a man uses to defrost a woman.
    In One Line Jokes | 11 Jul, 08
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  • Life Sentence
    Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!)
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • 3-Ring Circus
    Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Triumph Of Imagination
    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Institution For The Blind
    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Clean One Liners
    What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
    In One Line Jokes | 08 Dec, 09
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  • Work Permit
    Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Marriage Institution
    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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  • Political correctness
    I think the political correctness is getting ridiculous. Today I overheard a little boy say he was going to go play
    In One Line Jokes | 09 Dec, 09
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