One Line Jokes
- Political correctness
I think the political correctness is getting ridiculous. Today I overheard a little boy say he was going to go play
- Incomplete
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
- 3-Ring Circus
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
- Life Sentence
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!)
- Institution For The Blind
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
- Golden Wedding Celebrations
To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...
- Food One-Liner
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
- Snow Job
Something a man uses to defrost a woman.
- Snow Flakes
What do snow man eat for their breakfast?
Ans: Snow flakes!!
- Clean One Liners
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
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