- Your Father's Job
A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living.
- What is Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father
- Vampire Mom
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?
He cut all his fingers off !
- Unanswered Questions
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.
- Two at The Same Time
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?
- Theory VS Reality
One day a son asked his father what was the difference between "theory"
- Taking Joe to The Zoo
One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said,' It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the zoo.' <
- Son in Law
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his
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