Pet Jokes
- Stray Cat
Our young daughter had adopted a wandering cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scrat
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- Good Pedigree
The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud,”
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- Sign in a pet shop window
Sign in a pet shop window: "Free legless parakeet. No perches necessary."
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- Talking Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they o
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- Insulting Parrot
The old lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She dec
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- When choosing a pet...
When choosing a pet, keep in mind that to a dog, you're family; to a cat, you're staff...
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