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The announcement of the Professor's new book on Astrophysics and his wife's new baby appeared simultaneously in the
In Physicist Jokes | 16 Jun, 08
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How Many General Relativists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
How many general relativists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One holds the bulb, while the o
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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How Many Radio Astronomers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are not interested in that
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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How Many Astronomers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, astronomers prefer the dark.
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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How Many Physicists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the
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You Might Be A Physicist If...
the water in your kettle is boiling at 373 Kelvin.you know that the speed of light is 299,792.5
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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How Physicists Do It...
Physicists do it a quantum at a time.Physicists do it at the speed of light.Cosmologists d
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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Physics Revisited
Gravity was discovered by Sir Isaac Newton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn, when the apples are falling off
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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Eight Ways To Use A Barometer To Find The Height Of A Building
Eight ways to use a barometer to find the height of a building:Measure the height of the baromet
In Physicist Jokes | 25 Jan, 08
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