The inexperienced young man had heard that a good way to arouse sexual desire in a girl who proved impervious to the more usual forms of wooing was to forthrightly place her hand on his organ.
Having parked with a date for more than an hour in the local lovers' lane, with nothing to show for it but some sisterly kisses, he decided to try this new technique.
The response was instantaneous: The girl berated him with the longest stream of invectives he'd ever heard. Stunned, he tried to reply, but she refused to listen, insisting, instead, that he take her home at once.
As he pulled up in front of her house, she again started shouting imprecations. Finally, out of breath, she demanded: "Well, do you have anything to say for yourself ?!"
"Yes, I have," was his pained reply. "Please let go."
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