Plays On Words Jokes
- Story of a conductor
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having troubles with the basses; they were the lea
- Hot Summer Afternoon
One burning summer afternoon a woman is at the local community swimming pool when she notices a man smoking a cigar
- Allegra and Viagra
By combining Allegra, an allergy medicine, and Viagra for...well you know... pharmacists can now give you an erecti
- Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?
2 testtickles!
- Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
- Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?
A self cleaning coven!
- Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen.
- Made in China?
A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a pile of tampon boxes stacked on a table in the corner
- A Farmer and His Daughters
A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When
- Dental Buddhism
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to rise above
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