Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup?
A: Anyone can roast beef
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the heck out of the dog
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag
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