Police Jokes
- Blonde Breathalizer Test
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked th
- Drunk Driving Stories
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and s
- Court Jesters
Actual word for word quotes from the witness stand . . .Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fi
- Lawsuit
Well anyway, the other day this guy walked into the District, and he said he was going to sue the district,
- Old Lady Driver
One day an old lady was driving along the highway steering with her feet and knitting. She was swerving all
- A Case For The Fbi
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”“Hello, is this FBI?”“Yes. What do you want?”
- Back Seat Driver
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?”Officer: “You w
- Circle Fly
During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out
- Dirty Police Report
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 cha
- Smart-Ass Cop
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, tap
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