Police Jokes
- But Officer…
Real-life speeding excuses that didn’t quite cut it…“I needed to get to the petrol station before the
- The Chigago Police Department
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to
- What Is The Future
My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who gave me a tic
- A New Mercedes
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the
- Drunken Man
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars
- You’Re Back Again?
The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.”“Your
- F.B.I. Phone Logs
The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORG
- Looking Into Their Eyes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he
- Police Officer’S Foods
The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate
- Some Stupid Truckers
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read C
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