Police Jokes
- Obey The Speed Limit
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see’s a car puttering
- Get Well Soon
A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
- Dirty Police Report
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 cha
- The Animal’S Warning CARTOON
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
- Thankful He’S Drunk
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
- Lawyers Are Greedy
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
- A Blonde Detective
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing
- An Fbi Investigation
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
- Stupid Blonde Driver
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
- Do You Have A Bias?
A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was givi
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