I just got my new blue Lexus RX330. I returned it to Sterling McCall the next day with the complaint that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. Steve Machann, who sold me the car, explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" He continued....
and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved just in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.....
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand, and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on lead guitar, Ted Kennedy on rhythm guitar, Al Sharpton on bass guitar, Jesse Jackson on organ, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax, and Hillary Clinton, Charles Schumer, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi and John Edwards singing backup vocals...
DAMN...I LOVE this car!
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