- Special Privileges
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy t
- Scare Me?
A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The ward
- Out of Jail
A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for
- Lie Detector
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it
A prisioner in jail receives a letter from his wife. "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. Wh
- How Prisoners Call
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
- Guards Reading Prisoner's Mail
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the ba
- Got a Match?
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confineme
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