Profession Jokes
- Farmer's Daughter's Date Night
One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night.
- Pigs
A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he
- New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay jo
- Farmer's Daughter
There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door.
- Cow Viagra
Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service300 cows and all it wants to do is eat.
- Duck Hunting
A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. He hunts the whole morning and couldn't get a single kill. On the way
- A Good Deal
This guy was visitng the country one day and saw a for sale sign in front of a farm. The guy goes up to the farm an
- Big Eared Mule
There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by their boss to put the mule in the barn
- Brewster
There was a farmer who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and
- Pulling Out The Car
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big
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