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How Many Software Engineers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual." None. It's a hardware problem. 1.000000001.
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You Might Be A Programmer If...
you lust for O'Reilly books.you know that "goto considered harmful".you are looking for th
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How Programmers Do It...
Programmers do it byte by byte.Programmers do it with bytes and nibbles.Programmers try to
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Programming Revisited
Windows 95 is a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for
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Real Software Engineers...
Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that the
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Ten Commandments For Stress Free Programming
Thou shalt not worry about bugs.Bugs in your software are actually special features.Thou s
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Murphy's Laws Of Computing
When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.When you get to the point wh
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Cia - Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsPCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Indus
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In The Beginning
In the beginning God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were
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A Software Verifier
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.
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