Santa-ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman.Cleaning Toilet
Dad to son: when i beat you how do you control your anger?Son: i start cleaning toiletDad: how d50 Paise
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya haiKanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bataKhilone
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa doMom: tera dost chor hai kya?<Stop Imagining
Interview : imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?Sardar: simple, stop imagFinal Match
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every nightDr: take this tablet you will be okSardar: ca
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