Punjabi Jokes
- Lifetime Scheme
What's the height of intelligence?Answer: a 99 year old sardar going for hutch ka naya lifetime scheme
- Thief
A master thief in london was giving a coaching class on stealing and had students from all over the world. The indi
- Two Swimming Pools
Height of generosity
- Automobile Dealership
A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, they were told that the keys had been accident
- Afraid Of Bacteria
The sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.
- Hightech Sardar Inventions
Four hightech sardar inventions: -waterproof towel -solar powered torch -book on how to read
- Sardarji Can Do
A sardarji can do the following things: - puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
- Give Me The Opposite
Interviewer: give me the opposite words. Banta singh: ok Interviewer: made in india
- In Our Bathroom
Teacher: where does god live?Pappu: i think he lives in our bathroom.Teacher: why do you say that?
- Attending bible classes
Pappu was attending catechism/bible classes.
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