Superstar Rajnikanth Jokes I

22 Jan, 10 12:00 AM | In Rajnikanth Jokes | By
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We all know how powerful Rajnikanth is in his movies! Lets have a look at some of his facts.

RajnikanthRajnikanth makes onions cry.

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

Rajnikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

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