Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa's Dream
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's
- Recording Baby’s Voice
Santa: Oye! What are you doing? Banta: Recording this baby’s voice. Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up. ” ” ” I sh
- Santa's Interview
Santa interview dene jata hai.. Boss : janam kahan hua? Santa : triuvanantpuram. Boss : spelling batao.
- What is an Idiot?
Banta: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long
- Medical Prescription
Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make e
- Pipe
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
- Second Bomb
Santa to banta santa: we will fix this bomb in this car & run away banta: what will u do if the bomb explodes befor
- How much the earth is far from here
Titanic was sinking.Santa: How much the earth is far from here?Banta: 1 kilo meter.
- Santa's Basanti
Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.Santa: What was that for?
- How Do U Control Your Anger?
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Preeto: I clean the toilet.
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