- Smart Kid
Timmy, age 4 went to see Santa for the first time, and he asked
- One Member Short
It was the night before Christmas when Santa Claus' sleigh team
- The Bells Chorus
Jingle bells, Shopping bells, jingle all the way,Oh, what fun it is to go shopping everyday.
- Confusing Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note
- Santa Couldn't Believe It
Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were
- Old Santa Was Pissed.
Twas the night before Christmas, Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
- Santa's Pick Up Lines
I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge.I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
- Hello, From Santa
Hello out there all people of the world.This is Santa and I just
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