Science Jokes

  • Botany Puns IX
    1. How does a botanist clean his/her self?With a brush.2. Why was the botanist so wise?He was very sage.
    In Science Jokes | 02 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns VIII
    1. What do you call a plant that is vericose and eats insects?A venous fly trap.
    In Science Jokes | 02 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns VII
    1. What do you call the study of polyps?Wart-iculture.
    In Science Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns VI
    1. Who is the mother of the mother of a botanist?A Granule.2. What is the attitude of many botanists?
    In Science Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns V
    1. What do botanists give electronically to show their love?E-roses.2. What do botanists wear on Mars?
    In Science Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns IV
    1.Why are mosses so grouchy when they all lie on the same plane?I guess they just like to Complanate.
    In Science Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns III
    1. How do leaf clusters start a duel?They stand Bract to Bract.
    In Science Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns II
    1. What gaming system do botanists play on?An Attar-ii.
    In Science Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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  • Botany Puns I
    1. Why was the soil so good in school?It knows its ABCs.2.Where was the plant leaf imprisoned?
    In Science Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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  • Subject Of Relativity
    ALBERT Einstein's favourite story concerned himself. In a certain debating society, the subject of relativity came
    In Science Jokes | 06 Jul, 08
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