Botany Puns IX

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1. How does a botanist clean his/her self?
With a brush.

2. Why was the botanist so wise?
He was very sage.

3. Which police show do agriculturists watch?
CROPS.

4. Do Botanists support stem cell research??

5. Do botanists have all the anthers??

6. The plant had his car stolon.

7. What was the greenhorn botanist sent on?
A stipe hunt.

8. How was the botanist paid?
With a stipe-nd.

9. What does a botanist call beurocratic red tape?
STIPULE-ations.

10. Who is a plants favorite action movie star?
Silvester Stolon.

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