Botany Puns VII

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1. What do you call the study of polyps?
Wart-iculture.

2. What did the tropical weather say when it made a mistake?
I am only Humid.

3. How does corn speak?
With a husky voice (and it is al ears)

4. What rank in the army is corn?
A Kernal.

5. Which yellow plant flew too close to the sun?
ICTERUS.

6. What do you call an undressed fruit?
INDEHISCENT

7. What do you call something done accidently by a rolled plant leaf?
Involutary.

8. Why is bach's concerto like a plant?
Both are organic.

9. What is the advice of tucan Sam to a botanist?
Follow your node.

10. What does a botanists do when he/she finds a new orchid?
Labellum.

11. What is a D&D villain oft encountered by a botanist?
An Orc-id.

12. The botanist was broke, so she took out a lawn, or was it a loam.

13. The corn followed you, you have been stalked.

14. What do you call it if you lick a tree?
Licknum.

15. He forgot to return his library book about ivys, now he has a vine.

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