Science Jokes

• Letter Sent By College Student To Her Dad
  Dear Mother and Dad:
  In Science Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• H To O
  Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Sodium fell in love with a Bunsen burner...
  A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Chemical analysis of human elements
  Element name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• A neutron walks into a bar ...
  A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
  Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A. One molar solution.
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
  Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? A: Because it's in the ground state.
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other ...
  Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall ...
  Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Better living through chemistry
  Table of Elements:C = carbonHo = holmiumCo = cobaltLa = lanthanumTe = tellurium
  In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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